Samuel geoghegan

samuel is a paigon, blonde hair, broken glasses, polish people don’t like samuel, he’s an oddball but we love him dearly

samuel geoghegan is a paigon

by smolbeanJ&bigbeanR July 09, 2019

Samuel Kim

The best person who ever lived, except Jebus

Samuel!!!!!!!!!OMG ITS SAMUEL KIM!!!!!!!!

by KMKIKMIM April 01, 2020

samuel jackson

1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."

2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.

1. OMG, its a bird, no its a plane, no its Samuel Jackson bitch.

by GAWG35 February 25, 2010

Samuel Larsen

He is one of the competitors on 'The Glee Project'. If he keeps doing what he's doing, he will win. No doubt. In one word, he is SEX. Sex with dreads. His voice, his eyes, his hair, his style, HIM. He is just overall perfect.

#1: "OMG did you see Samuel on the last episode of The Glee Project?!?"

#2: "DID I SEE HIM?! I COULDN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HIM!"

Samuel Larsen.

by TheGleeProjectObsessed August 02, 2011

SAMUEL

A fucking idiot.

Fuck Samuel.

by rosting popular people December 05, 2019

Samuel Nyce

Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.

Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.

by I like to fuck squirrels October 07, 2021

Soggy Samuel

When you coat your penis in crushed pepper and participate in sexual intercourse.

Ethan: What’s the wildest thing you’ve done in bed?
Bartholomew: Definitely when I gave my girl a Soggy Samuel.
Ethan: No way! How did you get her to agree with that?
Bartholomew: I didn’t say she agreed.

by OminousOliver69 January 22, 2020