Sock-A-Cock

Another word for Cock Sock. To stuff your junk in a sock and let the juices flow. A soft cotton material also combined sometimes with spandex to help the protruding masturbation motion.

Sock-A-Cock for the love and softness of the family hand towels!

by theSACguy November 25, 2010

Cock Blocker

Someone who blocks cock.

The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.

by Cock Blocking 101 October 10, 2009

Schrodinger's Cock

Sometimes claimed a paradox, or simple experiment of the mind and penis, Erwin Schrodinger started a sexual revolution. To preform this orgasmic experiment at home all you need is a partner yourself and a box. Place the box over your penis and your partner. Now while your penis and partner are under the box, you have created two universes, each where in your erect penis has been inserted into the partner and one where it hasn't.

Is it in yet?
-I don't know, I'm trying Schrodinger's cock.
Is that a gay thing?
-No, its an experiment, Honey.
Well you don't have to check to insert it.
-I can't. That's not a part of the experiment.
I'm breaking up with you
-That must mean I've created two timelines, and I'm in the one where we break up. Fuck.

by ErwinSchroDONGer March 18, 2017

cock pocket

the part of a female which is used for reproduction. also known as a vagina, sleeve of wizard, and meat curtains. RP

I want to stick my yogurt slinger in her cock pocket.

by r73u3s3p1 January 15, 2011

Cock knocker

A dude who don't much like females. But preffers knocking his cock or balls against another dudes asshole. When he's shafting him

"sunny's a right fucking cock knocker. I don't think he'd know what to do, even if pussy was offered to him on a plate"

by Rajobajo April 12, 2016

Cock pocket

Adjective; crass, obnoxious description of a vigina.

Man that chic had a nice tight little cock pocket.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Schrodinger's Cock

When someone on the internet claims to be female. In this situation we must consider that the subject can be both male and female, thereby the term Schrodinger's Cock.

The person i met in a chat room the other day has a serious case of Schrodinger's Cock

by thundercant November 27, 2014