I don't get it.

A phrase made popular by one Jared Hopkins. After a person tells a long story that can be easily understood by anyone he adds in his trademark phrase, "I don't get." Some laugh, while others don't get his not getting. They often try to simplify their already understood story which only serves to increase laughter.
Cara: "...and that's what happened."
Jared: "I don't get it"
Sam: ::Laughing::
Erin: "What didn't you get about it?"
by Mikey Matts June 16, 2004
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oh i see

A phrase, commonly used by people to show understanding of a subject.

Abbreviated as oic
"You misspelled 'catatonic', you spelled it with a 'k', you nitwit."

"Oh I see."
by fenrirgochad February 20, 2014
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i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)
by AcidJed April 9, 2004
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i hate you

wow what a nice thing to say
by ihateapples10 September 3, 2018
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I hate myself

Your amazing Hun , hope you be happier soon 🤍✨
You: I hate myself
Me: don't say that!

You: it's true
Me: well I love you!
by Iloveyou:33 August 4, 2022
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i neva freeze

A Ugandan Knuckles meme involving the blue Ugandan Knuckles telling a story.
He said freeze, I said I neva freeze.
by Angeloos da Goose February 28, 2018
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I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!
by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012
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