A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.
also known as a gay dude
also known as a gay dude
by HumptyDumptySatOnaWallHisfatas January 28, 2022

To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018

by Spearmont February 8, 2022

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.
haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap
by wynter lilie November 8, 2020

the hehe god,
Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.
Rip legend
Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.
Rip legend
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Michael is always the boy that gets a lot of praise and attention but doesnt think anything of it. Always looking ahead, but a caring soul who will take care of a special someone if they are worthy.
Michael is very sexy.
by ChugNus January 7, 2022

A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.
by dara berger August 28, 2019
