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Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”
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Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024
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Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. (^ω^)
Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.
by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024
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Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
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Michael Snowdon

The man, the myth, the legend.

Michael eats a packet of crisps every half hour and has his own personal cow in the garden because he consumes that much milk.

Best mates with The Rock and makes all woman go weak at the knees upon eye contact.
Wow, have you seen Michael Snowdon, he’s asleep on the stairs - must’ve been on the K Cider.
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
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Michael Sinnott

Person 1: Ur a real Michael Sinnott
Person 2: fuck u
by Jesus because ala is it real October 18, 2019
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