December 7

The day to fuck ur brother

Sis: Hey bro wanna fuck: bro:no:sis:it’s December 7th

by Lmeyptucimm December 5, 2020

December 13

Grab your ass day

Lilly-Why did you grab my ass
Chris because it’s December 13th

by idkyoufrbozo December 12, 2021

december 11th

december 11th go on a date with your boyfriend at your favourite place!

girl: hey max, lets go on a date today!
max: sure, but why today?
girl: its december 11th haha!

by imacloud9 December 11, 2020

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

No Griddy December

For the entire month of December, you cannot hit the griddy unless given the Griddy Pass™, which can only be given by the creator of the month. (me) If you fail No Griddy December, the black default will rip off your arms and legs and you will hear a bass-boosted default dance for the rest of your life.

"I failed No Griddy December!"
*arms and legs get ripped off cutely*

by Nafiction December 14, 2023

Sleepy December

In any day of december you boys have to have a sleepover with a girl and sleep in the same bed.

We”ll see what happens right ;)

A sleepy december

by wantmysnap? November 3, 2019

december 10

national hot sexy ass person day

every hot sexy ass person is born on december 10th because december 10th is the best day of the year and only the hottest sexiest of the asses are born on this day. if you’re born on this day and legal aged, i need your consent to stick my dick inside of your hot sexy ass person asshole please i want you. let’s get married and have kids. let’s have a happy family please im begging you im on my knees for you let me suck your dick or your pussy please pretty please

dude : what’s your birthday
dude two: december 10
dude : oh shit ?? on god ?? can we fuck hot sexy ass person

by xavier 9919 April 10, 2022