Michael

A fucking idiot

-hey have you've been talking to Michael?
-no he's a fucking idiot

by nut monkey the third November 6, 2023

michael toombs

he is a god and everyone should worship him and his 2000 meter long dick.

michael toombs stole my bike, shoved it up the mail mans ass and then set fire to my dog.

by thegodking666 September 16, 2017

Michael

My Beloved <3

Michael is a beautiful bean.

by EnragedBean March 26, 2021

Michael Behling

Hottest fucking guy ever.

Would smash 💯 %

If you don’t know him, dont talk to me.

Pls marry me michael.

I love Michael Behling!!!

by Michaelbehlingismyhuband June 26, 2021

Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE

benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally

by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021

Michael

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

by Babes xx May 9, 2018

Michael Pineda

Someone who is epic cool boy 😎

Hello Michael Pineda

by Yeetamispotatoea October 31, 2020