Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.
Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).
by slumberlust June 29, 2021
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Down By Law

"We can shoot a fair one,I'm not affiliated, I don't need to be, Im down by law, homeboy!" Ny/Nj Circa 80s urban slang
by #strictlyoldschool April 02, 2021
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bro-in-law

A friend of a friend, coined from the word 'bro' and the 'in-law' suffix given to people where you have a connection reliant on another person.
Person A: Yo, Person B, I heard you have a bro-in-law with someone.
Person B: Sup Person A, I have multiple bro-in-laws.
Person A: Like who?
Person B: Person C, Person D and even Person E are all my bro-in-laws, all linked to Person F.
Person A: Kick-ass.
by Shrimpctionary May 11, 2025
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Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.
"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"
by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017
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Law of the Nameless

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.
Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.
by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021
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Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context”
Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law
by Soulja Boy MD May 24, 2024
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William Holden’s Law

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 16, 2021
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