Good luck finding a seat here. It may be a library in theory but in practice it's just a day time version of ocean. Don't be surprised if you see someone doing a pregnancy test here in the middle of the cafe.
by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 7, 2025
Get the George Green (GG) mug.A few minutes before the Taylor Swift concert started, people were sitting in their seats and preparing for her to perform. Suddenly, Regina George appeared on the stage in a puff of dark smoke like some sort of black magic entity.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the venue except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his seat without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that the world’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Regina walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" she asked.
"Nope, sure ain't!” said the man.
"Don't you realise I can kill you with a word?" asked Regina.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Regina.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" she asked.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Regina asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your grandmother for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Regina George on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 3, 2025
Get the Regina george mug.A cult in Newtown Pennsylvania. Indoctrinates students with ideals that will make them extremely unsuccessful in future life with only one sided ideals. The students are either extremely rich kids, wannabe gangsters, or trans. Thats it. If you end up taking IB the suicide rate is higher than the graduation rate.
1: woah you go George school? Thats such a fancy school you must be smart.
2: Yeah no i want to kill myself.
2: Yeah no i want to kill myself.
by Some random person on earth November 3, 2025
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by DevVastala November 24, 2025
Get the George Gurung mug.When a serious problem, crisis, or mess is not just resolved, but heroically, decisively, and with calm competence, usually by one person who steps in and just handles it.
“The deployment was a disaster until Ben got involved — once it was Georged, everything just worked.”
“I thought the whole project was doomed, but don’t worry… it got Georged.”
“Yeah, there was an issue. Huge one. Fully Georged by lunchtime.”
“I thought the whole project was doomed, but don’t worry… it got Georged.”
“Yeah, there was an issue. Huge one. Fully Georged by lunchtime.”
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