May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 5, 2022

may 4

may 4 send this to anyone to receive a free titty pic and they have to send one

him:hey its may 4 yk what that means
her:finee here -sends pic-

by loverboy62738 May 4, 2022

Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin

You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹

by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021

Mai

Mai, ily

Do you know Mai? I love her! -Don't say that! She's a selfish bitch

by whatthehellbro February 9, 2020

May 15

Kiss your bestfriend day

"Yo is May 15, Better kiss your bestie"

by Gay_Hobo717 May 14, 2023

May 26

National slap your homies ass day

Boy1: yo bro you got a fat truck

Boy2: thx wanna smack it cuz it’s may 26

Boy1: yesssirrrr *slaps ass*

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 24, 2022

Mais

the sexiest girl alive

you look mais

by depressed architect June 14, 2021