I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.
by WertiaCoffee November 23, 2020
by James’ family April 23, 2022
Describing the excessive consumption of cigarettes over a short period of time, “ciggy James” indicates the act of smoking and the degenerate smoker him/herself. Not applicable to any amount less than 1 full pack over several hours. The person using this phrase is typically trying to find a whimsical way to frame their abysmal relapse.
Man, I was trying to cut down on the smokes this weekend, but I decided to buy a pack and Ciggy James’d the whole thing by the end of second set.
by CharlesBloom August 31, 2019
The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.
"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"
"Kurland here"
by macOSbyApple May 13, 2022
Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"
"Kurland here"
by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022
James Joeseph Hegarty. A stunning guy he's got the looks and he gives great hugs you really want to be around him when your uncomfortable he always knows when you're upset. All guys are jealous of his looks and he's a ladies man
by EthioPians October 27, 2018
Sex; Fuck Boy
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
Species; Toxic
Sign; Red Flag 🚩
One might define James Payton Payne as the scum between toes. Other define this person as A Chronic Irritation that develops in your youth and flares up frequently throughout the rest of your life.
When a man cheats on you for 10 months and you find out about it in front of the football team, don’t cause a scene, do this instead…say
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
“He pulled a James Payton Payne on me.” And sleep with all his friends.
by PettyRepublican0323 January 05, 2022