Simp means possessiveness. A simp buys and sells people and does way too much, for example, brags about having a partner and feels pity for people who are happy when they are single. Then they do again too much, so that they date too. It comes from the word pimp, but now it is simp.
The simp set his malignant narcissistic friend up with a blind date with his ex, and he even sended his malignant narcissistic friend, their relationship nudes without him or consent because he pitied him for being single. It cost the simp 40000 euro to escape prison.
by Citycouncillight November 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.
1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Dude1: Gosh, Marco gifted a pokeball to a girl he just met and fell in love with a girl whom he has seen only two times.
Dude2: He's such a simp!
Dude2: He's such a simp!
by cloud_ishida July 5, 2020
Get the simpmug. A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 