Rule 34P

If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

Rule 1616

the girl you like always has a boyfriend

you liked the girl, but she walks with the guy - this is rule 1616

by Reevse.inc April 11, 2020

capital rule

Any girl that wants to call a dude "freshie," then she has to give him head

Girl: Hey John, can I call you freshie.
John: You can, but you have to obey capital rule though.
Girl: Ok:)

(Gives head first)

by Big_Strong2203 January 18, 2018

we fucking rule

something that geriatrics say to relate to the younger generation

“We fucking rule” , Dad, no one says that. This is the most geriatric thing you’ve ever said

by CFF&JAS September 15, 2025

Rule 985

The Rule of the Internet that Defines That, If A Peice of Media Exists In a Digital form, Jerma985 Is Involved Somehow.

Friend: "Do you like Rule 34?"
Me: "I Prefer Rule 985, If It Exists, There is Jerma In It."

by Mzjejwjshdu April 1, 2025

Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020