Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 15, 2021

Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.

Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.

by SCHLAMit November 03, 2020

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 18, 2021

Take a brake

Its when you take a brake

take a brake Simon

by A1d October 13, 2019

Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.

"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"

by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023