a place where people talk about other people ALL THE TIME!!! they continuously don't do anything about having roaches and spiders. everyone talks abt people on social media, but when they see us in school they don't do anything. the teachers are part racist and the classrooms smell like shit. then girls talk shit on each other and then get on snapchat and act all depressed. EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THEMSELVES.
by yourmomsmells2 June 6, 2019
Get the cecelia snyder middle schoolmug. A hellhole in which puberty, failed relationships, Instagram girls, and pointless education plagues.
by TheRealJayeff November 26, 2019
Get the Middle Schoolmug. A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
Get the The doctor's middle fingermug. A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023
Get the Simmons Middle Schoolmug. An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.
Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.
by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023
Get the middle slidersmug. a school in Omaha Nebraska full of idiots, homophobes, and shitty teachers. theres another one in bellevue but nobody really cares about it.
Student 1: what middle school do you want to go to?
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
by ohgoddontaskwhojoeis October 8, 2019
Get the lewis and clark middle schoolmug. Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug.