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National Dick Sucking Day

hey susan, it’s National Dick Sucking Day!!!
by davie1518 September 17, 2021
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National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?

Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021
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chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.
I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.
by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016
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Luckier than a sucked dick

Very fortunate, extreme luck, #blessed , fortunate if this is ever how you feel
Boy, you sure are luckier than a sucked dick
by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020
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Suck and cluck

When a man is about to ejaculate and say cock a doodle you and holds the females head on his dick and donsent let go until she is throwing up cum
Man I got a good suck and cluck last night
by Monica😉 April 20, 2018
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Suck me

billy:i hate you
josh:suck me then
by #Suckmydickboy October 6, 2021
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