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Like a BRO' ....... Bro Crypto! brocrypto.com
by Bro Crypto October 23, 2017
mugGet the bro cryptomug.

kinda sus bro

Randoms in Among Us trying to say: "We have no reason and no evidence to vote you out, but we're retarded so we will anyway." Or just a short way smart randoms saying: "I have a list of reasons why you are the impostor, but if I said them these dumbasses wouldn't understand me, so I have to say 'You're kinda sus' you be understood."
Purple: EMERGENCY MEETING
Red: ?
Cyan: why
White: who
Lime: tf
Purple: black is kinda sus bro
Black: what?? why??
Purple has voted.
Orange has voted.

Black: BRO
Yellow has voted
Cyan has voted
White has voted
Lime: Guys stop he did nothing wrong :I
Red has voted
Lime has voted
Black has voted

Black was not athe impostor.
1 impostor remains.
by Starberry Gaming September 28, 2020
mugGet the kinda sus bromug.

sick brag, bro

A sarcastic, disingenuous expression indicating appreciation for another person's boast. Although "sick" usually modifies an expression with awesomeness, the "bro" effect is stronger, dominating and suppressing any notion of awesomeness.

Note: Not to be confused with "sick bag, bro", which mocks someone who brags about sleeping with an unattractive person.
John: Then he check-raised me allin. I realized immediately from the line he took that he was bluffing (likely a busted flush draw), so I called. He turned over the busted draw, and I won a huge pot! Isn't that awesome!?

Wally: Sick brag, bro.
by L0stKeys December 11, 2010
mugGet the sick brag, bromug.

Get at me bro

Girl at bar: Get at me bro
Guy: Ok, what's your number?
by TheWordSmith24 August 6, 2011
mugGet the Get at me bromug.

Cool Story, Bro

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.
Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.
by Implying713 July 18, 2011
mugGet the Cool Story, Bromug.

bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.
He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.
by Bro Believer February 12, 2012
mugGet the bros before hoesmug.

It's everyday bro

A saying my Lord and Savior Jake Paul says
Jake Paul:
Yup, y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles - Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though - white boy
(Jake Paul...)

It's everyday bro
With the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months
Never done before
Passed all the competition man
PewDiePie is next
Man I'm popping all these checks
Got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too
And I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch
Who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out
If they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you
You beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too
But you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too
Don't make me tell them the truth
And I just dropped some new merch
And it's selling like a God, church
Ohio's where I'm from
We chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun
The tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run
Catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone
Jake Paul is number one

It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro

Nick Crompton:
You know it's Nick Crompton
And my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
And no, I am not from Compton
England is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10
Then the US would be shitty
I'll pass it to Chance
'Cause you know he stay litty

Jake Paul:
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it's everyday bro
mugGet the It's everyday bromug.

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