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by Bro Crypto October 23, 2017

sick brag, bro

A sarcastic, disingenuous expression indicating appreciation for another person's boast. Although "sick" usually modifies an expression with awesomeness, the "bro" effect is stronger, dominating and suppressing any notion of awesomeness.

Note: Not to be confused with "sick bag, bro", which mocks someone who brags about sleeping with an unattractive person.

John: Then he check-raised me allin. I realized immediately from the line he took that he was bluffing (likely a busted flush draw), so I called. He turned over the busted draw, and I won a huge pot! Isn't that awesome!?

Wally: Sick brag, bro.

by L0stKeys December 11, 2010

kinda sus bro

Randoms in Among Us trying to say: "We have no reason and no evidence to vote you out, but we're retarded so we will anyway." Or just a short way smart randoms saying: "I have a list of reasons why you are the impostor, but if I said them these dumbasses wouldn't understand me, so I have to say 'You're kinda sus' you be understood."

Purple: EMERGENCY MEETING
Red: ?
Cyan: why
White: who
Lime: tf
Purple: black is kinda sus bro
Black: what?? why??
Purple has voted.
Orange has voted.

Black: BRO
Yellow has voted
Cyan has voted
White has voted
Lime: Guys stop he did nothing wrong :I
Red has voted
Lime has voted
Black has voted

Black was not athe impostor.
1 impostor remains.

by Starberry Gaming September 28, 2020

Get at me bro

An alternative to hmu, or hit me up. Not to be confused with "come at me bro."

Girl at bar: Get at me bro
Guy: Ok, what's your number?

by TheWordSmith24 August 6, 2011

Cool Story, Bro

What a douchebag says when (s)he wants to completely disregard a separate party's important and/or drawn-out speech. Contains a similar connotation to "tl;dr" but with an elevated amount of douchefaggottry.

Guy#1: Alright, look. I brought you here to talk about Jess. She keeps telling me that you've been sending her inappropriate texts and aggressively grabbing her ass in the hallway. I know we're friends, but seriously, the two of us are in a relationship. Back off. Respect both of us and give her some space and I won't have to come at you.
Guy#2: cool story, bro
Guy#1: You know what? Fuck you.

by Implying713 July 18, 2011

bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.

He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.

by Bro Believer February 12, 2012

cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that is not believable without proof and no proof was provided.

Somewhat like Pics or it didn't happen.

Person A: I just got 15 headshots in a row when spraying with an M249 in Counter Strike Source without hacks!
Person B: Got a replay for this?
Person A: No, but I swear it happened!
Person B: cool story bro.

by gd1 December 1, 2009