P

To adults: How to make children laugh.
To children: How to make adults angry.

(Adults)

Jim: Say the letter p
Bob: Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
(Children)
Jim: say the alphabet
Bob: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Jim: where’s the letter p
Bob: Half way down my leg

by Bexxybex July 1, 2021

Rohan P

Rohan's are handsome, but if his surname starts with a P he will shake your whole world. He is handsome, smart and obsessed with the gym. He can get any girl he wants but chooses to stay loyal, he usually has long curly or straight hair, he can make any girl obsessed with him in minutes with his charismatic personality

person 1: damn girl who is that guy
person 2: ohh that Rohan P, to bad hes taken though
person 1: aghh?
person 2: yeah i have dibs

by barbra oneal November 27, 2020

Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

Pushing P

When you press ‘P’ on a keyboard.

I am pushing p on my keyboard but I think it’s broken.

by Elgrubb123 August 11, 2023

No P

When something isn’t a problem , or is okay .

he thanks me so i let him know it was No P

by The Precher March 14, 2024

Lil R!p

The greatest rapper to have ever lived. Though believed to be deceased, rumors of a new “revival” project have begun to surface.

Aye bruh, you ever listen to “Fuck a Feel” by Lil R!p? Shit SLAPSSSSS!!! 🔥🔥🔥

by Big Bungus November 28, 2018

Pushing P

Pushing P is when all the gay homies get in a circle and take turns from the throat goat.

I be pushing P everyday yo.

by skiht January 19, 2022