a game that only 5 year olds and fat retard nigger sperms play. its also a horrible game that sucks bulldick
kid: fortnite is so fucking good imma spend my welfare check on V bucks!!! dad:man i wish i aborted this fucking fat waste of sperm kid: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dad: man stfu and kys fortnite sucks
by Sugon69 November 20, 2021
Get the fortnitemug. Girl friend: act gay so my dad will let you in
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
guy friend: alright
*goes in house*
dad: whos this?
girl friend: my guy friend
dad: are you guys ready to mingle
guy friend: i play fortnite:
dad: nevermind...
by writteara December 11, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A cancerous cesspool filled to the brim with 8 year old squeaker kids who cant form an understandable sentence.
by Jojo is overrated trash September 26, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. by Sjsujebdh September 17, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Friend: Dude, we’re not drinking beer and slamming soft 6’s tonight
You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!
You: I’m fucking fortnite pissed!
by Anonymous123324 June 18, 2025
Get the Fortnite pissedmug. by jessicaisfunny1 May 5, 2018
Get the fortnitemug. 