Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day

On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully

by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011

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how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc

Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “

by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021

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Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022

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Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)

I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy

by raaaaazclut July 10, 2010

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