douche

Some guy who thinks you're his buddy, bro, or pal while patting you on the back when he leaves you, a douche that just walks a way giving you this unexpected pat, though you never talked to him and don't know whether you should have said a word with him before he left or not, hmm what to do situations, situations...

I'm not your buddy ya lame douche, go take the stairs, and stop loitering the elevator.. and floor five.

by pseudonym and other such names November 23, 2009

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009

La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

Douche brother in arms

One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole

What a douche brother in arms

by Mr. John Flick'o the wrist January 15, 2011

Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011