Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.

El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.

by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.

“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”

by Blueknighter January 15, 2023

Bear Hair Rash

Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.

I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.

by Akrikaaners August 6, 2023

Pineapple Hairs

The top of spongebob hair in anix's video on youtube.

Spongebob goes to his house that has pineapple hairs on top of it :)

by Okaywhostolemyname June 16, 2020

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020