A 100PVP player BR where the population consist mostly of horny 12 year olds. If these so called 12 year olds meet a girl playing this game, they go crazy and try to impress her with '90s and their "5000" wins, even though the girl doesn't care and she just wants to play the game. Sometimes,vat the end of a match, the boy will ask the girl if she could be his girlfriend. The girl gets confused and her immediate response will most likely be no, leaving the boy devestated. The girl shrugs it off and tries to continue playing the game.
Boy: Hey are you a boy or a girl?
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
-Cuti Cakes
Girl: A girl...
Boy: Oh my God, you are? Well, I have like, 5000 wins, so I'm almost as good as Ninja! My '90s are also super smooth and fast.
Girl: Ok?
Boy: So how old are you?
Girl: I'm 12.
Boy: Wow! Me too!
Girl: Cool, I guess
<Plays game>
Girl and Boy Die))
Boy: Wow good match!
Girl: Yeah it was fine I guess. ((Insert awkward moment of silence here))
Boy: Hey, so do you want to be my Fortnite girlfriend?
Girl: Uh, sorry no. I just met you
Boy: Oh, it's fine.. I was just wondering... (Pretends to cry)
Girl: Uhh, well, have a good day/night I guess.
Boy: (pretend sobbing at this point) Ok, bye honey have a great life!
Both Leave Game.
And that, my friends, is a perfect represent action of Fortnite.
-Cuti Cakes
by Cuti Cakes June 20, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A fucking piece of shit game that is ran by virgin workers who turned gay because they haven’t had female interaction in years and sweaty ass kids who post their wins on TikTok and Snapchat thinking they’re good at the game.
by Dat_Boi33 June 4, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. by use code 69 April 30, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. by FortniteKid445 May 27, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. When you sit on your toilet so much that your toilet man comes out to touch you and starts playing Fortnite with you. EVIL.
by genemutant February 4, 2024
Get the skibidi fortnitemug. on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one
““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident
by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023
Get the The Fortnite Incidentmug. A delectable little meal. Something you might search up on your freinds computer when he isn’t looking, show your freinds when your supposed to be quite in class or add to your group project.
by A random Homosapien November 21, 2023
Get the fortnite feetmug.