tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Ska douche canoe

Duh, bye ;like hello, is anybody home?Notifying the individual expressing verbage that your done, but trying to be abruptly absent. Gots to go. Tata for now.
Don’t ever contact me again. Speaking to someone who said something that was life threatening or unlogical, suggesting harm or dumb shit. And your opting out.

Guy: so are you looking for someone who actually is into responsibilities?
Chick: ska douche canoe

Guy #1: why don’t we hangout in the ice fishing spot, probably the tempature huh?
Guy #2: ska douche canoe

by DaughterofGod March 14, 2020

douche kanizzle

a douche kanizzle is a person or thing doing something over and beyond stupid. a douche kanizzle is worse than a douche bag

did you see the douche kanizzle at lowes today loading 2 tons of block into his s-10

by jb1937 December 31, 2007

dominic the douche

This is a complete correct definiton of Dominic Fox. He is in my class and hes a total douche bag. If you see a guy named Dominic tell him to go suck a fat one, or he will kiss you, boy or girl. He's gay and veeeery douchey.

Yo, there goes dominic the douche -guy
Ewww, hes such a molester.- girl.

by SaraQthePanda May 10, 2018

Douche Bizzle

N.(Doo-shh Biz•zel) slang Urban back alley medical abortion makeshift DNC machine. (vagina vacuum)

"They used the douche bizzle to quickly and afordably suck the unwanted the fetus out of her womb."

by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth

Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie

by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022