Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018

George H. W. Bush

A fucking pervert who somehow became a president. His name should be George P. W. Bush, “P” standing for Pervert. George’s hobbies include commuting war crimes, stalking little kids, touching women’s tits, cheating on his wife, and creating failed abortions like George Walker Bush, who would go on to do 9/11. The “HW” in PbHW82, HW bush is a example of a failed parent and disgusting human.

This following story (as well as all of my other stories) are PARODIES. I do NOT condone 9/11, pedophillia, or terrorism at all. Rest in peace to those who were killed that day and praise the brave heros that tried to save lives amidst the chaos. Anyhow let’s carry on:
The morning is September 11, 2001 New York City. Two metal beasts com tumbling down BOOM! In a fire ball. Meanwhile two flights go mysteriously missing. What could it be? Well, turns out it was a revenge plot because George H. W. Bush could not touch a random stranger’s tits. His son, George Walker Bush wanted to make up for this. Hence, he ordered 2 airplanes to do a spectacular demolition on the twin towers. George Pervert Walker Bush enjoyed the show. Hence praising the bush administration.

by FugginPARODYbro July 3, 2025

put that pussy in the bush

Instructing a mature women who shaves her pubic hair, like a baby, to grow it out and go natural.

Damn bitch, you look like a 6 year old. Put that pussy in the bush

by Alprazo November 11, 2017

bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.

"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."

by Tracey the Unicorn November 9, 2017

Andy Bush

It's another word for a Tall Boy (24oz) of beer. Also can be used for a daddy long leg spider.

"Hey man, Can you pick me up a couple Andy Bushes of Pabst Blue Ribbon?"

"Oh look, It's an Andy Bush! Don't worry those spiders are harmless."

by MCHamBusta August 3, 2012

Bush Wookie

A person who hides in bushes during the course of Fortnite match.

Dammit Liam. You are such a fucking bush wookie!

by bob.lewis69 May 17, 2018

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023