Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.
Bipat: X happened.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.
Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.
Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.
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"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
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"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
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Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
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Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Source: Anonymous copywriter for WDVA radio in Virginia, 1975, appearing in an ad in The Danville Register
Misattributed to P.T. Barnum c. 1999
Barnum’s Law dictates that having an elevator pitch ready in case the CEO asks you what your function is could be a matter of keeping your job.
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Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Amendment 1: You can eat it from behind.
Amendment 2: Reverse cowgirl is fine.
Melissa's face is looking bad so I instituted Lammers' Law. I bent her over and hit it from the back.
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