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The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.
Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.
by MLS trio March 6, 2023
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slap a house on it

The act of explaining to your friend that you would like to have a girlfriend with a huge butt
Steve: Hey mike you see that girl over there,
Mike: yeah
Steve: yeah I’d love to slap a house on it
by FreddyJones July 27, 2020
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House of Flying Niggers

A trap house full of flying tyrones and jamals doing shaolin kungfu shit.

Loosely based on the film House of Flying Daggers.
Person A: God damn look at dat house of flying niggers.

Person B: Yeah they doing that kungfu shit again.

Person C: Someone get me some roach spray cause they flying around like god damn roaches!
by Nancy Perogi February 20, 2025
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Liquor House

A liquor store that is allowed to operate 24/7 because it is not legally a place of business but instead is considered a residence.
Lady 1: You wanna go grab some booze from the spot on main street after work?
Lady 2: We can't do that, we work the night shift so the liquor store won't be open.
Lady 1: Nah, don't worry. The guy who owns the place has a bed in there so it's a liquor house. Not a liquor store.
by Conrad Liquorboi August 24, 2023
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Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
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Housed

Housed
We housed that pizza
by anonymous July 31, 2022
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