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Just like a love story something like a Romeo and Juliet type of novel as maurisio waited & waited for the perfect one Abigail her self was also waiting for the one little did they know they would run to each other & whenever they did it was a blessing for both of them they had the best moments of their life’s it went so fast but they didn’t care the love they had toward each other was like no other everything was natural maurisio couldn’t stop asking himself if any of this was real the way she was towards him was like something never before a dream a movie it’s like god sent him an angel to watch over him as he struggled with mental health she removed all the problems he dealt with she is sunshine in his darkness the medicine to his pain she was literally everything he’s ever wanted he was already rich not even rich a billionaire as I type of this I just wanted to thank this gorgeous angel for everything she’s done for me you have no idea how much I appreciate & love you 🥲🖤🔐💍
Just like a love story something like a Romeo and Juliet type of novel as maurisio waited & waited for the perfect one Abigail her self was also waiting for the one little did they know they would run to each other & whenever they did it was a blessing for both of them they had the best moments of their life’s it went so fast but they didn’t care the love they had toward each other was like no other everything was natural maurisio couldn’t stop asking himself if any of this was real the way she was towards him was like something never before a dream a movie it’s like god sent him an angel to watch over him as he struggled with mental health she removed all the problems he dealt with she is sunshine in his darkness the medicine to his pain she was literally everything he’s ever wanted he was already rich not even rich a billionaire as I type of this I just wanted to thank this gorgeous angel for everything she’s done for me you have no idea how much I appreciate & love you 🥲🖤🔐💍
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