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Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you chop hot peppers before you touch your dick. You forgot you touched those peppers and start to jerk it. The pain is so bad you cry. But you keep on jerking it.
Did you get laid last night? I heard the screams.

No I had a Mexican bar mitzvah.
by Mr. Ormaack November 1, 2015
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mexican boxing ring

When a Mexican man fists a women in her vagina with snakes wrapped around his fist until she squirts and bleeds at the same time
Dad: don't try a Mexican boxing ring with your partner ok?

Son: no promises
by yulu yulu May 19, 2014
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mexican crab cake

My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm
by K!nG Ď June 7, 2016
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mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face
Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo
by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015
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mexican trouser burn

dude, i got mexican trouser burn last nite. it hurts like a bitch.
by MTBftw April 11, 2011
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mexican hot pot

when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.
last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.
by Asuh-one November 12, 2017
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Hung like a Mexican

Mexican man has been reported to have a 48cm penis. So anyone well endowed is said to be ' hung like a Mexican '
Alison walked into the bedroom as Cass was undressing, she couldn't help but comment on his manhood.

" Wow you are big boy, your hung like a Mexican "
by muffmeister October 11, 2016
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