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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 5, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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Hot pocket

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”

“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018
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pocket nigga

Lil wanna be thug dope boi fuck ass bullshit cunt black boi... Kill ur whole self
by Handle.this.N.ur.pipe.n.smoke. November 30, 2022
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pocket pie

The sexual act where two men are together and one man ejaculates into the other man's pocket
George and Jerry were horny and hungry and they decided to make a pocket pie
by Oh boy 1997 August 24, 2022
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Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.
Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets
by ONE CHAIN February 7, 2020
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hairy pocket

Howabout that hairy pocket tho
by notAllNames November 28, 2017
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