The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
Get the big telly pokey bum wankmug. by KcnDave September 8, 2023
Get the Up ya bum with a rubber thumbmug. A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.
by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014
Get the Gangster Bummug. An individual that would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
This bum Yoda would prefer sucking toes and painting his nails rather than playing Modern Warfare with the boys.
by Ehyea April 21, 2020
Get the Bummug. Scientist 1: “Wow, those chloroplasts are such bums.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”
Scientist 2: “True. Those endoplasmic reticulums are dope tho.”
by EndoRetic_u_bum January 23, 2018
Get the Bummug.