A beautiful girl with amazing eyes. If you manage to get a Joleen Ryan, nevet let her go. They are some of the best people you will ever meet but if you get on her bad side, I'm sorry.
by theamazingfqtfvck February 21, 2022
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Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
Ryan is seen attractive to few people but they become disappointed because he's always acting busy.
But he has a good sense of humor i guess but the fact that he drinks boba with no balls is just illegal
He also has a severe case of hair loss. He looks bald
by supertoesucker6969 February 23, 2022
Get the Ryan mug.So we all know that Ryan is one of the nicest and most charming person out there. However he does have a few flaws. Ryan’s the kinda person who would study paleontology and never shut up about it. All he talks about is fossils and dinosaurs. He might be slightly insane but at least he hates archeologists.
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ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
Get the ryan mug.Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.
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Get the Ryan mug.Ryan is nice, kind and caring. He works very hard and gets all As in school. He is a funny person to be around. And I suggest if you ever meet a Ryan make sure to make him your bestie forever.
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