by Cheese sandwiches June 14, 2022

Actually the worst person I’ve ever met. He’s a terrible person who would probably spit in your food and give you herpes because he preys on the entire world’s downfall. He doesn’t know what to do all day so he’s having a midlife crisis at the ripe old age of 15. Please stay away from him or else he will probably spike your drink and sell you bodily extensions on the black market for 5 bucks because he is broke as hell in the financial and girl department.
Arnav: Bro have you seen Michael?
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
Bryan: Nope, but I can smell his stench from a 20 mile radius
Mason: Yeah, Michael is so stinky I bet when Japan got bombed, Michael probably farted and killed everyone with his radioactive methane.
by luckystar1011 July 13, 2024

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
by R/gallop March 12, 2022

A very sexy man who has your back like a snake has your balls in the amazon.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
When He goes monkey mode he goes silly.
by DefinitionRobert October 28, 2020

-God. Not a. THE.
There's only ONE Michael Aderman.
-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Daddy
-"It is what it is" personified.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
There's only ONE Michael Aderman.
-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Daddy
-"It is what it is" personified.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.
What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
by SatansWh<3re666 March 31, 2023

"Dude, I saw Sara last night!"
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
" Nice! Did you Creamy Michael?"
"Aw man, im freaking out. Maya is pregnant. I didn't even Creamy Michael... That much."
by Creamy Michael January 15, 2024

by Hot gyall November 24, 2021
