Brownie Pie

When you're partner takes a shit on your dick and she proceeds to masturbate you.

My girlfriend gave me a Brownie Pie.

by Brownieman69 August 22, 2011

Apocalypse pie

A family tinned pie with a long self life , kept in store cupboard . Only people of a certain generation will eat. Something that could only be left in a apocalypse and still edible.

"I need to go food shopping , we've only got a tin of pineapple and a apocalypse pie left in the cupboards.

by Dollydaydreamer February 13, 2021

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

Eskimo Pie

When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

by bigspence January 2, 2021

raisin cream pie

An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins

That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie

by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

Raspberry pie

When a male is having intercourse with a women and cream-pies in her hoo-haa. You then proceed to go down on her giving her a raspberry kiss, bubbling up the ejaculation.

Yo bro I wanted to get a little spicy with my girl and instead of a dirty Chewbacca, we decided to switch it up and do a raspberry pie.

by _LARD_ January 28, 2023