National New Friends Day

national holiday celebrating making new friends

me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!

by nathannnnn829 October 18, 2020

National Dick Punch Day

On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.

Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!

by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017

English National No School Day

December 14th every year. A day where students don't attend school to help raise money for Cancer Research UK (CRUK)

English National No School Day takes place On December 14th. On this day you *DO NOT* go to school.

by HM Government Education sect. December 7, 2020

National worship Satan day

Donald duck: Ayo goofy lets go on a date and worship Satan!
goofy: Sure

National worship Satan day is HERE.

by immaeaturbootay.12345 December 7, 2020

National Minecraft Wedding Day

On December 14 you marry anyone in minecraft. it can be your boyfriend, girlfriend or sidehoe. even your best friend!

I’m marrying William in minecraft today!

why?

because it’s national minecraft wedding day!

by Sp01ledM1lk December 11, 2020

National bully ryan day

November 7th is national bully ryan day. all because of one satire discord fight. - (youre welcome ;) — xavier)

“why is everyone targeting me today?”
“its national bully ryan day dumbass.”

by xavierlolz November 7, 2021

National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021