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Dick Nanny

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
by JATS June 2, 2016
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Dick-douche

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016
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Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.
Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"
by Singularpube May 30, 2016
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Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.
Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!
by emmmmers June 1, 2016
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Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl
Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.
by Paiton17 May 5, 2018
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sebastian's dick

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick
by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016
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