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Cream of Cami

A wonderful soup for all to enjoy, made out of Camis cream. Cream of Cami has a wonderful consistency, and a sweet salty flavor. It is especially good at coating your throat when you feel you may be getting sick.

To make cream of Cami, simply take a bowl of Camis cream and cook it In soup pan on medium-high heat. Add one cup of blue cap 2% Umpqua milk for every 5 cups of Camis cream. Cook for 5-6 minutes, and stir in regular intervals. Allow it to settle for 2 minutes, serve, and enjoy Camis cream!

(Note: You will need a Cami in order to make cream of Cami. Craigslist is a good place to search for the ingredients)
"I'm not feeling very well. My throats scratchy, and I think I may be getting sick"

"Don't worry honey, I'll make you some cream of Cami to sooth your throat"
by Seanathin Matlockathin December 30, 2024
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Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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Wrinkly ice cream

when someone takes ice cubes and puts it under their foreskin
last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr

i literally asked her ruda bro?
by thomas eddy June 6, 2025
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Cookies and Cream

When you are having sex and you cum in the girls mouth then proceed to dunk your balls in her mouth.
“Me and Rosie attempted a cookies and cream last night
by xXhoe_slayerXx September 25, 2021
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Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.
Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream
by Kumo1 June 23, 2022
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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Ice cream orgy

Using ice cream as lube for sex and/or an orgy.
We cuddled all night to keep warm after our Ice cream orgy
by Dr.totallyreal PHD May 13, 2022
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