Dick-douche

A conceited asshole.

My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.

by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016

Grunt Dick

The dick of a army private.

"Girl love the Grunt Dick"

(PornHub Video)

by dontevenknowaboutitboison May 29, 2016

Bumpin Dicks

Bumpin Dicks is the act between two or more males. Typically Homosexual males that involve the pressing of their male genitalia together repeatedly as a type of foreplay to aid in their arousal.
It is also used as a derogatory slang to offend a seemingly heterosexual male who may of done an individual wrong in the past or towards someone/something they simply dislike or irritated by.

Example 1: I bet that prick Doug will be bumpin dicks with management at our companies' annual circle jerk this christmas.

Example 2. "Guys we're about to start a heist on GTA, would you two stop bumpin dicks and join the session already?"

by Singularpube May 30, 2016

Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.

Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!

by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Dylan is a dick

A incredible guy if you only looking for a friend

If your looking for a bf he can be a dick he might seem nice but you will only have him for like a week bc he jumps from girl to girl to girl to girl to girl to girl

Dylan is a good friend

Dylan is a dick he is the worst person know to human kind i wish i never dated him i should have lisened to my friends.

by Paiton17 May 5, 2018

Dick nipping

Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.

Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!

by Snubtec May 6, 2018

sebastian's dick

The biggest .

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick

by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016