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fucking kill

When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.

To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.
I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer
by nxsty November 1, 2007
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Fucking cold

When it is so cold,usually outside, that you can't think of something witty to say. Or when you can't think of another way to describe the temperature.
"MAN, ITS.. (PAUSE)...FUCKING COLD"
by Mommyof2wifeyof1 January 4, 2017
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fuck that jazz

A phrase used to show disdain for a given task, or object that is horribly undesired.
Matt: "Hey will you cover my shift at work for me Monday when I go away?"

Ben: "Fuck that jazz!"
by Waxy Z June 16, 2009
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mouth fuck

To fuck a slut in the mouth. To use your dick to fuck her face hole till your done or she gags.
"I mouth fuck my girlfriend when she get tired of blowing me, less work for her"
by letsallhavesex August 23, 2006
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eyeball fuck

To stare down a guy or girl in a lustful way.
Dude, that girl over there is eyeball fucking the shit out of you right now... go talk to her!

Jeff isn't really feeling the vibe in here. He said he's just going to sit over in the corner and eyeball fuck girls till we're ready to go
by JRShaffy May 16, 2011
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Chonie Fuck

Dry humping or feeling the crotch or groin of someone through their underwear, or sometimes, pants.
She only let him chonie fuck her because she signed one of those virginity pledges.
by YaddaYaddaYaddaEarToTheGround November 29, 2010
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judge fuck

When your in a policy debate round, and the judge clearly is going to vote in favor of your side of the topic (i.e.: nodding head in agreement, actually listening)and just as you think your about to win, the judge changes their mind before they turn in the ballot. Therefore cuasing you to lose the tournament and hence lose your chances at going to nationals.
Oh my fucking God! That last round was a complete Judge Fuck! I can't believe we lost to that shitty novice team
by HardcoreJF February 27, 2009
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