Drinking the purple

Being bi/being aware of being bi/being out as bi

I’ve been drinking the purple for a few years now

by Shadow69420666 May 5, 2024

Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

The Four Limb Jungle Pumper

An obscure sex move where a group of at least five people are positioned such that both hands and feet of a single person (typically the "Dom." or "Top") are each inside a different member of the party; making this person the "Four Limb Jungle Pumper."

Mike: "Yo Nick, sorry about flaking,

what did you and the guys get up to last Saturday?"
Nick: "We got together and performed 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper!'

It was really exciting because I got to be the Pumper, and all the other guys loved the way I did it too!"
Mike: "Wow Nick! That sure sounds like fun, you'll have to let me know about the next time you guys get together to perform 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper'!"

by The California Penis Meister June 11, 2024

Just like a pimple on the left

Insult meaning you’re a small, irritating, pus-filled nothingburger in the grand scheme, like an unwanted zit nobody asked for.

Coined from the viral “you’re not that guy pal” grocery store clip.

Used to demean someone as irrelevant and gross.

“You little pimple on the left—pop off somewhere else.”
“This dude acting tough? Nah, just like a pimple on the left—squeeze it and move on.”

by BigKaleeee February 4, 2026

Put in a Pumpernickel

To put in a good word or gloat about a friend or colleague

he put in a pumpernickel to his friends crush

by Ryan_Smith69 February 26, 2026

Put in a Pumpernickel

to put in a good word from one friend to another or one colleague to another

"yo bro! I'll put in a pumpernickel to Stacy!

by Ryan_Smith69 February 26, 2026

The Evil Purple Glaserpump

The Evil Purple Glaserpump, sometimes referred to as simply "The Glaserpump", is a mischievous creature who likes to sow destruction and chaos everywhere it goes.

Should any type of misfortune ever befall you or your loved ones, The Glaserpump may be the one to blame.

"I am sorry for being late to the meeting, The Evil Purple Glaserpump ate my car keys."

by Mr_Goufball October 23, 2025