Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.

*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!

by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020

dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.

I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.

by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020

bella rules

A person who is amazing at everything except for losing

Him: Your good at that
Her: Yeah I'm like a Bella Rules

by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club

by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020

Rule 20

IT MEANS NO FIRE AND IT IS A BITCH-

Toaster: "Let us burn people."
Fade: "No rule 20 is in affect."
Toaster: "B get rid of rule 20."
B: "No."

by RkuEnergy1020 June 28, 2020

Rule 201

DO NOT SAY (that certain Shakespeare tragedy)

Friend:Hey man have you seen like Macbeth
Me: Dude wtf rule 201

by Not me I think July 4, 2020

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020