Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.

Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022

Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.

"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"

by Bedge April 25, 2020

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Bean

My cat he is shaped like a jelly Bean and from that you can understand the name.

Bean

by Cheeseisokay June 21, 2019

Chilling the bean

Chilling out

Friend: “What you up to?”

Me: Chilling the bean

by 13046977 April 29, 2022

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

Baked Bean

A baked bean is when someone can be described as a "bean" but also be hot. It is when they are simultaneously cute and hot.

Jen: Yeah, Steve is really cute, but he's also hot.
Alex: Yeah, he's a baked bean.

by zinkii October 2, 2021