bum

a homeless nigg@

stop being a bum

by Kermitlover3040 March 29, 2022

monkey bum

very sexy, amazing word its almost as good as teehee

wow you're such a monkey bum

by monkey soks 100 February 22, 2021

Thumb bum

An occurrence when a "friend" or coworker asks for a free ride home.

Person 1: So, what part of town are you headed?

Person 2: I am going to the downtown area.

Person 1: I live near there! Do you mind giving me a ride home?

Person 2: No. I know you ask other employees the same favor. Quit being a thumb bum!

by Wrennfield August 19, 2022

bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.

I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.

by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021

sophie's bum

The fattest most juiciest bum of 'em all. Much better looking than the sun

She walked by, the man exclaimed "dam she got a Sophie's bum "

by Crayolalover123 September 18, 2017

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018