Ur mom gay

The best roast *ez dub*

Kid 1: ur ugly
Kid 2: ur mom gay
*crowd cheering for kid 2*

by I eat kids for a living December 11, 2022

ur mom

ur mom iss hott and definty has good pussy to smash with

dang ur mom is hot

by anonymous October 30, 2021

ur mom

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

by poptartt February 5, 2022

Ur mom

Its your mom

Bill: I would like to do something today
John: Your mom?

by Iam your mother April 6, 2022

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

ur dad

the world comes to an end at this point of time
cannot be reversed
used to destroy multiple galaxies

DAviD: your mother is brother
ME: ur dad

by urdadofficial November 18, 2020