Third Wheel

Baldemar

Oh look at that third wheel, it must be Baldemar.

by Thatcoolchick.org April 26, 2019

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

Creamy Wheel

A cartwheel performed after a girl has participated in bukkake, or creampie.

Man that slut liked it so much she was doing creamy wheels everywhere.

by Boelvis March 29, 2009

forth wheel

A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored

My friends were together while me and my friend were third and forth wheeling

by 123game321 February 12, 2018

Jerusalem Wheels

Sandals with that flippy da flop cushion.

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."

by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019