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Wesley

by Sweetest Friend September 29, 2021
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Wesley

Person1: That Wesley kid!
Person 2: yeah I heard he’s gay

Person:3 so he likes guys?
Person: 2 yeah!
by R.ca1t October 3, 2021
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Wesley

A lying and manipulative bitch. He will make you always feeling at fault when he’s just treating you like shit. He will never admit when he’s wrong. And will straight up disrespect you.
Oh how are you and wesley doing?
You don’t want to know…. bad things
by liltomatogorl October 16, 2021
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Wesley

He is the best person in the world and he’s sexy! Very funny but mature at the right times . Super fun to be around and good at almost everything
Wesley is a very smexy guy
by I only right facts123 November 22, 2021
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Wesley C.

A Wesley C. is important within the NEW definition of the Picard.

A Wesley C. does not have or never had sexual intercourse on or in or under the Enterprise.

The Picard is a single, tiny piece of grain which wandered the intestines of the body and came out undamaged along with digested food out of an asshole.
The more it is the Picard the more it is on top of the shit.

If a Picard is only more than 50% on the side of an object which is shit it is not called a Picard.

Definition within:
If it is within the shit it is probably a Wesley C.. A Wesley C. has not to be discovered. It has not to be put on top of the shit.
Also its very existence has the state of Schroedingers Cat. If someone discovers a Wesley C., it is not a Wesley C. anymore from that point in time.
The definition changes to "exposed Klingon warbird". A Wesley C. does not move.

If it was moved it is also one special attribute of a Wesley C.
A Wesley C. moves when someone has the will that it moves. It does not move on its own.

If a shit somehow appears in a shape like that of a snake and is somehow pointing to real grain or the stars with its head it is called a R-usher.
A "R-usher" is an inverted Wesley C. and therefore a negative of it. It is dark as the nightsky with stars. Not really dark as black.
The two states of the Wesley C. turn to the two possible connections of a R-usher which are grain or the stars or both.
A R-Usher is something which moves or has dynamic shape.
"There could be a Wesley C. inside of every result from the intestines of the Picard which looks like a soft brown boat on a river."
Wrong example: "A Wesley C. could be in everyone who ate a lot."
Correction: " A Wesley C. had to have his coming-out in the series."
by Aeneodarb December 5, 2021
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Wesleypilled

(Adj.) The goldilocks zone between a sweaty virgin and a chiseled alpha, the perfect balance of all.
"Oh I'm so wesleypilled" -Wesleypilled memer
"AWOOGA" -Every femcel within ten miles
by hekateshawk January 21, 2022
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wesley

wesley is the boy to have
by sewdyer January 23, 2022
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