A very funny insult that is used only to target the stupid supporters of President Donald Trump. This term derives from the British TV sitcom, The Inbetweeners. It's generally shouted out of a car window while driving past or when walking by them. For extra credit, use the wanking gesture.
So, I saw these Trump supporters marching while on my way to work and I yelled "Trump Wankers!" at them. Got a good laugh out of it.
by jame6sthe6issilent November 17, 2020
N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue September 26, 2007
adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.
Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.
Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.
Jack: Yeah, what a tool.
Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.
Jack: Yeah, what a tool.
by Simba//.. June 01, 2011
by Gary LeCanard November 11, 2014
by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010
A Wonderwall wanker is a person who typically claims to be an Oasis-fan but in reality only knows their one hit: Wonderwall.
A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.
A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.
They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
A Wonderwall wanker can typically be seen at parties strumming away the same 4 fucking chords because it's the only fucking chords he knows.
A Wonderwall wanker often claims to be musically educated and knowledgable about music history and claims to like a lot of rockbands which he most likely never listened to: Nirvana, Oasis, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Metallica, etc. but the sad truth is that he only knows hit-songs and probably listens to R&B when he is on his own and doesn't have to pretend to be a rockstar.
They look and dress extremely mainstream because the only reason they make an efford to learn 3 or 4 chords is to get laid. They know that only a select few girls like long hair and leather so they stick to what's in at the moment. Sometimes they can be seen wearing band merchandise but if you ask them about the first album of the band on their shirt they probably won't be able to answer you.
by WinstonBeWise November 20, 2013
A person who faps in a walmart bathroom stall originated from a true story that happened between me and my friend.
Dude : Whats that fapping noise coming from the walmart bathroom stall?
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
Dude #2 : AH SHIT ITS THE WALMART WANKER!!!
by SRPGShadow August 06, 2016