Warm welcome

A hot musty stench that is observed when a person farts in his/her pants before pulling them down to poop or have intercourse.

Jerry was given a warm welcome as he dropped his jeans to the floor to sit on the toilet.

by David Gent February 11, 2022

Overstaying your Welcome

Lego Batman

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.

by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole

phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022

Tasty Welcome

Tay-stee whel-kum noun-
1. A delicious frosty drink, left in the car on a hot day, so after a quick dash into a store, business, errand etc. it is placed strategically for a quick sip on arrival back into said vehicle.

2. Anything that is wonderful, and brings happiness at the perfect place and time.

1. That iced mocha coffee will be a tasty welcome after I get back.

2.That song was a tasty welcome. I just love harmonica music.

by Roo Moo July 25, 2009

Hey welcome to chillis

A popular vine, where a guy stands with his t-shirt off, torch on staring at a mirror and saying, ‘Hey welcome to chillis.’ Comedy Gold.

“I met the chilli guy” Said Daniel.

“The hey welcome to chillis guy?” Exclaimed Dave.
“Nope, just the guy that sells chillis down the road.”

by Hollyisweirdlol February 27, 2020

welcome to the clout

A phrase said after an individual joins the clout gang

Hey Jank your cool welcome to the clout

by bryanzb January 22, 2018