Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive

Oh yeah that’s guys a sam

by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is a male with very long wavy hair. He is very tall and doesn't like socializing much. Sam is a very attractive man and has beautiful blue eyes. He goes to the gym everyday and has a very nice body.

Person #1: "Woah, who's that super tall, gorgeous, buff guy over there?"

Person #2: "that guy? That must be sam"

by Ham_sandwich2998 March 8, 2023

Sam

The sexiest of creatures ever. He has a massive cock and anyone he looks at instantly wants his dick. He weighs 600kg and has the strongest chin. Be is a beautiful creature with constant raging boner. He is the deity of a religion called Sam's Witnesses.

Sam so so sexy

by SamLovers February 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is a gay male. He touches my titties and gets to high. I love Sam because he is the sweetest and plays Minecraft with me. He bullies 8 year olds and is cute. No one could not love Sam! Especially When drunk 🥰

Quinn: look it’s sam!
Matt: I’m gay for Sam
Quinn: who isn’t uwu

by PuggyGal April 23, 2019

Sam

despite many aggravating instances usually a good friend to have but also a asshole. sometimes.

Hey have you seen sam?" " No but i can see his ginger hair from over here.

by Funny as hell7 December 8, 2010

sam

Suck Ass Mother Fucker

Cat #1 Whos working today?
Cat #2 Bill.
Cat #1 Yeah, he's a SAM.
Cat #2 True dat!

by Hommie G December 30, 2007

Sam

a tall thin guy has muscles and love pussy he has a huge uncut dick and love the ladies

hey Sam
hey

can u take me home

sure

then can we...
yes then we can fuck

by pseudonym poop March 26, 2013