Urinal Rule

If a bro walks into a bathroom said bro must take the furthest urinal away from the bro already in there.If urinal 1 and 6 are taken, the bro must use urinal 3.If urinal 1,3 and 6 are taken a bro must wait or MAN UP and use a cubical.

A bro WILL NOT under any circumstances speak to a fellow bro in the urinal.A bro WILL NOT look at another bro using the urinal.

Danny(walks into bathroom):*I'm gonna take urinal 1 since noonses in here*

Brad(enters a few seconds later):*Damn.1 in taken, but 6 in open*(He proceed to the furthest urinal)

Non-bro(walks in): *Huh?Urinal 2 in open.I always use 2.*(goes to urinal 2) What up bro!(Non-bro just broke the no speaking rule)

Danny:*dies*

Brad:WTF dude.Why did you speak to him.

Non-bro:I was just greeting him

Brad:Fuck you.You're no bro you broke the urinal rule.Your new name is "That Guy"

Non-bro:*dies in shame*

Danny:*Comes back to life*Thanks for the revive bro.Wanna gets drinks?I'm buying

Brad:Cool bro.Anytime

(They initiate the bro five and dips)

by Dat_Boi34-_- January 13, 2021

Tight Rules

Meaningless phrase that sounds hip enough for nobody to question it. This enables you to sound like you have your finger on the urban pulse when in reality you sit in your country house all day playing classical music and looking at your monkey puzzle tree. Can be used as a response to pretty much any statement, depending on it's infliction.

1. (positive infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Hey! We've scored some buzz on the dip with the floonies up whitespit!
You(not comprehending): Tight Rules!

2. (negative infliction) Aggresive looking teenagers: Spuz monkey, dude. Our hicks got our number and now we fry in twenty-five, you ringin' what we jack?
You: Tight Rules, man. Tight Rules.

by Turnip Song May 13, 2005

Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.

Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."

by DTthe4th October 1, 2013

rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Rule MLP

An internet law that states that if something exists a crossover or parody of it using content from the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic exists.

mediums that often contain material pertaining to Rule MLP are: Fan fictions, fan animations, internet memes.

by N&R Internet detectives January 15, 2014

Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

by Smackerman33 June 7, 2023